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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Easy Way To Get A Man To Stop For Driving Directions

By Guenther Page

You and I both know it. In fact, everybody knows it: men will NOT stop to ask for driving directions, no matter how lost they are. Sad, but true. We can grumble and complain about this ladies, but it ain't 'gonna change the facts one bit. The guys just can't help it - they're made that way.

And if by some crazy miracle they are enticed to make the stop and ask the dreaded question, they will inevitably come back to the car to grumble about "what an idiot that guy in the store is, he doesn't even know what he's talking about!"

So desperate situations call for desperate measures. We've got to stop being relegated to sitting and sulking or allowing ourselves to get so whiny and nagging that we add a full-blown fight to the annoyance of driving past the same exit 6 times.

Outside of threatening to take over the wheel, there is one very simple strategy that in the pre-testing stage seems to work like a charm. Be forewarned though, there may be unpredictable reactions from your big guy - such as disorientation and selective amnesia (yes, it works that well). Here's what you do: Once it becomes clear that you are in fact lost, make a big show of being exhausted (yawn and all) and say that you think you'll take a nap. Toss and turn for a little while trying to get comfortable, until you finally say "just forget it, I'll nap later." Then take out a book, listen to some music (sing along softly) or have a leisurely snack. Are you starting to get the picture? That's right, you are using the silent treatment to new effect. Under NO circumstances are you to mention being lost or make any suggestions whatsoever to the man in the driver's seat! If, perchance he asks you to look at the map for him, say "Sure!" and proceed to check it pleasantly, but briefly. After a moment of looking, put down the map abruptly and say "Oh, geeze, you know what? I REALLY have to go to the bathroom - can you find a gas station please?"

Once you get the the gas station, quickly make your way to the rest room and wait. Take a while. If you find it difficult to wait around in the bathroom (it is a gas station, after all), then just slowly walk around picking out some things in the store. Be sure to NOT pay attention to anything your man is doing - in fact, stay as far from where he is as possible.

Now here's the crucial part - By now your man has probably already asked for directions from someone (you should be keeping an eye out for this). Whether he has or not, you should now discreetly approach the counter and ask for directions yourself. Write them down if you can because your guy surely didn't if he asked first. If he catches you and tells you not to bother because he already got the directions, say "Oh, yeah I know, but the clerk said he forgot to add one thing." Quickly finish writing the directions down (and ignore the confused look on the clerk's face).

Now you probably have 2 different set of directions (yours being the right one) and you're on your way!

We know we know that when the story is retold, your man will tell a tale about how he figured out at faster/easier/better way to get to the destination than any of the directions he'd been given. But that's okay - you still got to the party this time before the other guests had already gone home.

Try it out for yourself ladies and feel free to thank me later. Safe travels! - 21396

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Learn The Truth About Running a Car on Water

By Tony Jallit

The idea of running a car over the water is weird or funny to you? It is hard to picture that you can grow the fuel efficiency of your vehicle more than 100 percent with mere application of an H20 fuel cell.

The reality is an awesome new-sprung technology has been created to admit automobiles to utilize H2O to maximize fuel efficiency. This Modern invention is so cost-efficient; men of science aren't even voluntary willing to share it with the public. They'd earn zero profits from the product, and their valuable fuel research would be ceased almost at once!

You may be wondering precisely what sort of cars could run with a water system. The response will surprise you. With the use of a converter, any engine may use water to better amend fuel efficiency. These innovations can be added to both to diesel and gasoline engines.

To say that the car really runs on H2O is slightly misinforming. As a matter of fact, the cars engine runs on a combination of H2O and gasoline. The H2O is accessible in a quart-sized container filled up with water and a little quantity of baking soda that's installed below the hood. A vacuum disports the fuel exhaust back into the water.

To better clarify this process and give you a better understanding of it let me explain this another way. H2O can be turned into oxy-hydrogen through the process of electrolysis . Because oxy-hydrogen will be extremely inflammable when blended with gasoline, it can apply added energy for running cars on water, which would step-up the gas mileage of the car also. Although it's not achievable to run a car exclusively on H2O, but it for sure cuts down the gas necessity by a large extent.

During the past several years it has become common place to run cars on water. Tests have been created to see how hydrogen derived from water can be used to power automobiles. Experiments to discover this have came through, and it is quite probable to run vehicles on H2O.

A major reason that this has not been revealed to the public is because the government makes lots of money from oil. Something that has made a few countries very powerful is the output and export of oil. Provided increasing oil prices, if this technology is revealed to the public earth, oil demand, and thus, government profit, could come falling down to the ground. Businesses won't only suffer from this, but lands that produce oil will also suffer because of their huge losses.

As it was previously mentioned, water is made up of 2 parts of hydrogen with one part of oxygen. When electricity is passed through water, it breaks apart into hydrogen and oxygen. Cars which operate on water can utilize this hydrogen. It is important to point out that, due to the amount of electricity needed, a mixture of gasoline and water is required to run a car. If water were used to run automobiles, it would reduce your price and more. If you want to become more knowledgeable concerning automobiles that can operate on H2O, just go to make-hydrogen-fuel.com - 21396

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